Problem Child

Penn State’s Alternative Literary Magazine

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tools are my neighbor’s passion // passion for tools are so strong he has begun marrying them one by one // one day it might be a power tool – the next a screwdriver – the next a drill bit – but sundays are always reserved for saws – power or otherwise // other wives might find his behavior queer – but his wife is not overly concerned because to be overly concerned would be a waste of time // time — she knows — is on her side because at some point he will want to bed down with a chainsaw and chain-saws are known for being very temperamental…

- David McCoy

Last modified on January 9, 2007.
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